Got into an argument with some vile liberal idiot on Facebook. He said boycotts were just an excuse to do nothing. I am not doing nothing! Does he think that all those boycott messages post themselves?

I was on the radio today, talking about my plan to overthrow capitalism by sitting in my armchair eating Fritos and boycotting the vile electoral sham. Of course, that's how I spend most days. But today was special. The ruling class was perturbed. That'll show 'em. I refused to participate in this charade that props up the capitalist system. I would boycott the entire capitalist system but then who'd make the Fritos?